But Jerry, Really, No Drunk-Dialing Steve Late at Night

The most unwelcome news of the day? That Jerry Yang didn't mean for Steve Ballmer to break off the engagement and go stomping away. Yang is now telling the press: "If they have anything new to say, we would be open. I am more than willing to listen."

Wow, this sounds like your friend who keeps breaking up with the same girlfriend/boyfriend. By this point in the game, we're sick of the back-and-forth will-they-or-won't-they. Move on, Jerry. Get over it. Do something nice for yourself. But -- you know that by now Jerry must have Steve's number on his cell phone speed dial -- so please, if you're out late this weekend and you've had a few Yahootinis, don't drunk-dial!

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