The Snipes Sentence: Three Years and 65 Words
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can split the atom with his bare hands. But even Chuck Norris can't keep Wesley Snipes out of jail.
This is an acutal letter written to the judge who recently sentenced Snipes to three years for not paying taxes:
...Chuck Norris admires and respects Wesley Snipes which is why he has used him in two of his Total gym infomercials. We, in the martial arts, say making mistakes is how you learn to go forward and be a better person.






