'Epic Beard'
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Ben Bernanke, chairman, Federal Reserve
we love benjamin bernanke because today he decided to make us rich (43 members)
I hate everything Ben Bernanke stands for, but his beard is an epic win (11 members)
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Investing Idol
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Warren Buffett, C.E.O., Berkshire Hathaway
Buffettologists (Casual Buffet "fans" need not join) (820 members)
I met warren buffett and you didn’t…nana nana boo boo! (24 members)
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'Suga Daddy'
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Bill Gates, Founder, Microsoft
Bill Gates is my Suga Daddy (161 members)
Would you have sex with Bill Gates for half of his money? (102 members)
Bill Gates bathes daily in the tears of Vista users! (24 members)
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iBlog
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Steve Jobs, C.E.O., Apple
I was an atheist untill I met Steve Jobs (223 members)
Steve Jobs doesn’t read books, but I do (41 members)
Everytime Apple releases an upgrade, Steve Jobs kicks me in the face (25 members)
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'Friend of Lucifer'
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Rupert Murdoch, C.E.O., News Corp.
Rupert Murdoch is a fucking dickslap! (41 members)
Rupert Murdoch is a friend of Lucifer (30 members)
If Rupert Murdoch buys Facebook I QUIT (7 members)
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'Big Brother'
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Mark Zuckerberg, Founder and C.E.O., Facebook
BIG BROTHER MARK ZUCKERBERG IS WATCHINGYOU!!! (234 members)
God bless Mark Zuckerberg for making my e-stalking easier (140 members)
—Compiled by Caitlin Roman.
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