The Geisha Guide
Come dusk, tourists line up along Hanamikoji Dori, in the historic Gion district of Kyoto, Japan, their cameras poised like those of paparazzi. “There’s one!” someone shouts, prompting a forward surge and a round of clicking camera shutters as a delicate young woman with a white face and red lips who is wearing a lavish kimono and high platform sandals scurries along the cobblestoned street and into a doorway.
Although an abundance of feudal palaces, Buddhist monasteries, and Zen gardens grace Japan’s imperial capital, geisha are Kyoto’s main attraction—living, breathing practitioners of a cultural tradition that dates back 250 years. But most foreign visitors experience them only through a camera lens. Entrée into the geisha community—and navigation through its rigid social and business etiquette—requires a formal introduction, expert guidance, and translation by an established and trusted patron. For foreigners seeking an evening’s entertainment with a geisha, the gateway to this nearly impenetrable world is a husky 36-year-old Canadian named Peter MacIntosh.
One of the few Westerners to be accepted into geisha society, MacIntosh has fashioned himself as a liaison for high-end clientele, corporations, and the media. He has consulted on such films as Memoirs of a Geisha and The Last Samurai, as well as on documentaries for the Discovery Channel and the BBC, and has organized cultural events involving geishas and other traditional Japanese artisans in the U.S. and Europe. He and his wife, Yuko, a former geisha, own a private bar named Hanagumo, which means “Flower Cloud,” Yuko’s geisha name.
MacIntosh is part of a growing number of high-end specialty guides who focus on a specific region or cultural aspect, catering to the desires of intrepid and discerning travelers in their quest for unique and less-accessible experiences. (See “Tours de Force” for more on guided trips.)
He leads group walking tours through the adjacent geisha districts of Gion and Miyagawa-cho, while describing the geisha community’s elaborate business and social structure, for $25 (about 3,000 Japanese yen) per person. Starting at $500 a day plus expenses, he’ll hire top Kyoto entertainers for corporations and private parties, and guide individuals to the best shops, private kimono exhibits, art galleries, entertainment venues, and fine-dining establishments in town, serving as both lingual and cultural interpreter. But it is for his geisha contacts that he is best known.
Modern geisha—the term translates loosely to “person of art”—evolved from the male entertainers of Japan’s medieval “pleasure quarters,” who were trained in music, dance, and poetry. Female geisha debuted in the mid-1700s. Their ranks began declining in the 1920s, but they have experienced a small resurgence in the past few years due to Japanese nostalgia, curious tourists, and women seeking a more glamorous profession than office work.
Potential clients can’t contact a geisha directly; they must be introduced by a regular customer of an ochaya (teahouse), a private establishment that mediates geisha engagements. An introduction is no small order. The person providing one is responsible for making sure that the guest behaves appropriately and pays all fees. Dressed in an ornate kimono and wearing traditional makeup, a geisha presents an evening of dance, poetry recitation, and song, while playing a small, three-stringed instrument called a shamisen and supplying a dash of ego massage.
“Here’s what not to expect: You’re not getting lucky,” laughs MacIntosh. “This is light entertainment—a waitress and prima ballerina all in one. For a male, it’s someone beautiful who pays attention to you, while women see how geishas balance strength and femininity.”
The cost for a two-hour geisha party—which includes dinner, drinks, and entertainment—runs $400 to $700 per person. Hiring a geisha as a companion for the evening can cost $1,000 just for her services; a client must also pay for food and drinks as well as MacIntosh’s fee to accompany them and interpret.
Kyoto was fateful for MacIntosh. A professional soccer player in Nova Scotia, he found himself unexpectedly retired when the Canadian Soccer League went bankrupt. As a consolation, MacIntosh embarked on a round-the-world trip in 1993, with Kyoto as the first stop. He decided to stay.
“This city is unlike anything we have in the West,” he says. “It’s a romantic city with a sense of history and tradition. Plus, it’s safe, everything runs on time, and you pay the same prices as the Japanese pay. They don’t try to rip you off because you’re a Westerner. Here, they feel sorry for you because you’re a Westerner.”
Once he made Kyoto his home, MacIntosh supported himself as a photographer, handyman, and high-school English teacher, while studying Japanese and traditional arts. His interest in geisha began when MacIntosh met a man escorting a geisha who invited MacIntosh to join them. Over time, the two men became friends, which enabled MacIntosh to meet and gain the trust of the proprietors of several teahouses. Eventually one of them offered him a membership. The process took five years, though if MacIntosh had spoken Japanese sooner, it might have happened more quickly.
“I went through the right steps to become a customer, taking a long time to nurture relationships culturally, economically, and socially. I live in one geisha district and have a bar in another,” he says. “That’s why I can’t mass-market this. I’m not a tour company; I provide unique experiences.”
Still, since expanding internationally a few years ago (he takes geisha on tours to open foreign museum exhibits, attend travel fairs, and appear at corporate events), MacIntosh estimates that his business, Kyoto Sights and Nights, has grown some 50 percent a year.
But the fact that MacIntosh found a wife from the geisha ranks shouldn’t give his clients the impression that they can do the same.
“These women don’t become geisha to find husbands. It’s more for the lifestyle,” he says. “Most can support themselves financially.... The first misconception of Japanese women is that they are weak. Geisha are masters at balancing strength and femininity. If you’re looking for subservience, you’re looking in the wrong country.”




